Ask A Fat Chick |
A dedicated response to a question asked by a reader on another blog. (Which I recently learned about from The Jay Thomas Show.) -- Ask A Guy Who Likes Fat Chicks -- "However, even among those who consider themselves BBW, I've yet to meet one who was really confident or comfortable with herself." -- Ahem, here I am. *waves*
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Omg Hahahahahaha!
I swear cismen may be he dumbest when it comes to this. MY VAGINA IS NATURALLY LUBRICATED. THIS DOES NOT ME IT’S READY FOR YOUR DRY ASS DICK
reblarging because i shrieked w laughter at the commentary.
^^^ same here.
LOLOL
I’ve never laughed so hard!
(Source: fckyeahbachelorettefrog)
(Source: be-modified, via bright-starrynight)
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
lips of fire.
- I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
- I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
- I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
- I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
- If your people want equality, they have to-
This. :)
I’d like to present you with the corrected version;
(via chubby-bunnies)
| Lust: | Something that I find attractive. |
| Pride: | Something that I like about myself. |
| Sloth: | Something that I dislike about myself. |
| Envy: | Something I wish I was better at. |
| Gluttony: | One of my favorite foods. |
| Wrath: | Something that gets me angry. |
| Greed: | Something I can’t get enough of. |
| 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? |
| 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? |
| 3. Have you taken someones virginity? |
| 4. Is trust a big issue for you? |
| 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? |
| 6. What are you excited for? |
| 7. What happened tonight? |
| 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? |
| 9. Is confidence cute? |
| 10. What is the last beverage you had? |
| 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? |
| 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? |
| 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? |
| 14. What are you going to spend money on next? |
| 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? |
| 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? |
| 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? |
| 18. The last time you felt broken? |
| 19. Have you had sex today? |
| 20. Are you starting to realize anything? |
| 21. Are you in a good mood? |
| 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? |
| 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? |
| 24. What do you want right this second? |
| 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? |
| 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? |
| 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? |
| 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? |
| 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? |
| 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? |
| 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? |
| 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? |
| 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? |
| 34. Listening to? |
| 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? |
| 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? |
| 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 38. Who did you last call? |
| 39. Who was the last person you danced with? |
| 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? |
| 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? |
| 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? |
| 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? |
| 44. Do you tan in the nude? |
| 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? |
| 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? |
| 47. Who was the last person to call you? |
| 48. Do you sing in the shower? |
| 49. Do you dance in the car? |
| 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? |
| 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? |
| 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? |
| 53. Is Christmas stressful? |
| 54. Ever eat a pierogi? |
| 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? |
| 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? |
| 57. Do you believe in ghosts? |
| 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? |
| 59. Take a vitamin daily? |
| 60. Wear slippers? |
| 61. Wear a bath robe? |
| 62. What do you wear to bed? |
| 63. First concert? |
| 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? |
| 65. Nike or Adidas? |
| 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? |
| 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? |
| 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? |
| 69. Ever take dance lessons? |
| 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? |
| 71. Can you curl your tongue? |
| 72. Ever won a spelling bee? |
| 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? |
| 74. What is your favorite book? |
| 75. Do you study better with or without music? |
| 76. Regularly burn incense? |
| 77. Ever been in love? |
| 78. Who would you like to see in concert? |
| 79. What was the last concert you saw? |
| 80. Hot tea or cold tea? |
| 81. Tea or coffee? |
| 82. Favorite type of cookie? |
| 83. Can you swim well? |
| 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? |
| 85. Are you patient? |
| 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? |
| 87. Ever won a contest? |
| 88. Ever have plastic surgery? |
| 89. Which are better black or green olives? |
| 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? |
| 91. Best room for a fireplace? |
| 92. Do you want to get married? |
| -- because i'm so damn bored. |
Dear Bully,
Why, now take as much time as you need, do you bully? How is it that I have had any affect on your life? Do you laugh when I cry? Do you feel better when you have pushed me down? Do you experience a sweet sigh of relief? I don’t understand.
I have an absurd guess though, bear with me here, ready? You are currently or have been bullied. Someone has stepped on you and made you feel horrible. Whether it’s your parents, your friends, peers. Why me? You feel you could never love yourself the way that I, a fat woman at that, can? Are you angry with me because of this?
Here’s what I propose. Start loving yourself. Stop being mean. Even when you think someone deserves it… they don’t. You don’t like it, so what makes you think someone else will? All this causes in the end is a cycle of hate. Someone is awful to you, you are awful to someone, that someone is awful to someone else. These things can end horribly.
Bully, what if I were not a stronger person? What if I didn’t know better, and believed that I was a worthless, fat, disgusting piece of shit, as you so politely pointed out? What if I believe you and I hurt myself or others? Would you feel better about yourself then? Would you feel content knowing you had pushed me that far?
Bully, I am very strong woman. I have a strong mind and being. You do not make me feel weak or inferior. But, Bully…what if you bully another, and they are not as strong as me? What if…
Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.
Since the thigh is out there now, may as well show the rest…This is me, this is who I am.
- Eat what you want.
- Punch anyone in the face if they insult you because of your weight.
*Thanks to the HRC
I’m all of 200 feet from Mit Romney’s house right now. I wanna go stand on his lawn wrapped in nothing...
if someone says they are a boy
they
are
a
boyif someone says they are a girl
they
are
a
girlit was never that...